What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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