AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

A whale's vagina

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the book disappear?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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