- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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