- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

I'm a raging homosexual.

Why did i write this? I was bored

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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