- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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