Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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Spell: “This word”

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Dogs in my home.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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