Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

ass in my face ? no

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

My life :(

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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