girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Your Mom.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Jaden McMichael

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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