Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Woman's rights

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Womens' Rights

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I need a good anti joke....

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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shauns beautiful

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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