What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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