Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Do you believe this will change?

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? I hate niiggers ?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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You have cancer

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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