- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

heads up!

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

what do you call a gay guy Ej