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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.