1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Knock, Knock Come in

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hey guys what's up?

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Women.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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