- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

TWIX PAUSE!

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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