Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

colby doesnt shave

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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