- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Fiats

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Get on your knees Ho

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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