Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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