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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

Where do you live? In a house

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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