- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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