Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Chicken

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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