- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

colby doesnt shave

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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