What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

colby doesnt shave

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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