An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Penal Dysfunction

A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Michael Castillo is gay

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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