Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

want a balloon? yeah

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

This one time at band camp....

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I share two rooms with my mother.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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