how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Tim and Eric

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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