Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Well educated black man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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You.

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