Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

I said I hate niiggers

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

rape that shit

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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