A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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I said I hate niiggers

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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rape that shit

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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