I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Penis.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

So. The gays. ...

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Women Sports.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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