Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

ass in my face ? no

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

GONNA

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Mrs. Welsh

i saw your mom, i said hi

the WNBA

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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