What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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your moms my other ride

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Spotto

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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