Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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obama

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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