How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Woman Rights

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Your Mom.

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