- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Penis

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

The BCS

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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