A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Strawberries!

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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