- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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