- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

raisin boogers

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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