- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

knock knock who's there?

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Wy did the chicken?

Yeah right loser!

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

People Order Our Patties

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

what?

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Whats white and sticky fluff

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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