- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

I am on a escalator.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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