What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

womens rights

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Your Mom.

a potato flew around my room

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Your existance.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Anti Joke

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