- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Nippies

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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