A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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ginger

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Penis

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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