what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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A homosexual walks into a church

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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*you're

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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A white person at Harvard

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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how may i help you

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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