why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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The Holocaust.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Knock knock. Death.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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jcjdj

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Penis

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