- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Your time.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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