- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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