- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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A white person at Harvard

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

A homosexual walks into a church

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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