- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Obama

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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