Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

troll----> hahaha---->

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

whats 2+2? 4

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

knock knock get lost!

thumbs up!

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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