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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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