There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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