im watching you..

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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YOU

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Anti Joke

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