Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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