Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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