What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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