- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

whats white and gooy liguid goop

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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