mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Dylan is a person

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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