TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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lol a man is drowning

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Anti Joke

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