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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

hey John will you make some copies

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

donald................duck for president

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

religion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

knock knock who's there aids

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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