- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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