What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

a fish swimming in the water swims

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

falling didnt make the difference

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

WNBA

Mormons having fun.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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