if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

weston cage

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Snooki

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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