What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Snooki

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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