Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

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