womens rights

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Black People.

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Safe sex MR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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The Pope

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What did I do last night?work

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What's the difference between a duck

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Anti Joke

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