A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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